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okay, i really didn't want to make this journal, but there's been this gross misconception going around lately that i just can't ignore. i'm not one to get very opinionated but this issue is very close to my heart and has been affecting me deeply. it's time i broke my silence on it. i suggest you stop reading here if you can't deal with my somewhat extreme views on this subject.

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MIKE WAZOWSKI BLINKS OKAY, HE FUCKING BLINKS, HE IS PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO WINK. WANNA KNOW WHY? LET ME LAY DOWN A JUICY FUCKING FACTOID FOR YOU, WINKING REQUIRES TWO EYES. THE LITERAL FUCKING DEFINITION OF WINKING IS THAT YOU KEEP ONE EYE OPEN AND SHUT THE OTHER. IT IS A VERIFIABLE TWO-EYED ACTION. HOW MANY EYES DOES THE LIL GREEN SON OF A BITCH HAVE? ONE. ONE GOD DAMN EYE. HE IS UNABLE TO WINK BY VERY DEFINITION. HE HAS NEVER WINKED (WUNK? WUNKED??), NOR WILL HE EVER, IN HIS ENTIRE SAD MISERABLE PATHETIC LIFE. HIS SOUL WILL LEAVE THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH NEVER KNOWING WHAT THE SENSATION OF WINKING FEELS LIKE AND THAT'S JUST HOW LIFE GOES. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF EXPLAINING THIS TO PEOPLE. BUT OOOH, I BET YOU LITTLE SHITS FEEL SO SMART GOING AROUND "MINDBLOWING" YOUR FRIENDS WITH THIS CRAaaAAaAAaAZY QUESTION, RIGHT??? BUT Y'KNOW WHAT? THIS QUESTION HAS A FUCKING ANSWER SO STOP ASKING IT. STOP PERPETRATING THESE LIES. STOP CONFUSING OUR NATION'S YOUTH. THEY'RE ALREADY CONFUSED ENOUGH AS IT IS, AND NOW THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS MIKE WAZOWSKI SHIT??? THIS IS THE REASON TRUMP GOT ELECTED. THIS IS THE REASON THERE IS WAR AND HUNGER IN THE WORLD. THIS IS THE REASON WE CAN NEVER HAVE NICE THINGS. YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED. RANT OVER
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DeltaMaven Featured By Owner 42 minutes ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
excuse me the past tense version of wink is wank or wanker
i am throwing your entire argument out the window because of that, you imbecile
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ambvis Featured By Owner 2 hours ago
what if he somehow only closed half of his eye vertically 

never mind i tried to draw it never mind
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TomTheAsshat Featured By Owner 4 hours ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
hm


-Grabs it and runs away-
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xDragonMuffins Featured By Owner 4 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I HAVE HAD THIS GODDAMN JOURNAL IN MY INBOX FOR DAYS BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO READ IT BU T IT SEEMED SERIOUS FROM THE TITLE SO I WAS LIKE OK I SHOULD READ IT WHEN I CAN BC IT S E E M S S E RI O U S

I AM WHEEZI N G
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Jellyjewp Featured By Owner 5 hours ago  Student Artist
ok.
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Slurppuff Featured By Owner 10 hours ago  New Deviant
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Digital-Fluffybun Featured By Owner 10 hours ago
i
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Slurppuff Featured By Owner 10 hours ago  New Deviant
M I K E W A Z O W S K I C A N T W I N K
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Digital-Fluffybun Featured By Owner 10 hours ago
i
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StormDragon25 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
interesting
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StormyGotBurn2003 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New Deviant
This made meh day 
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PannieCake Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student General Artist
At the beginning i was like "oh know he has cancer" and then I was "oh no he has cancerous memes"

Mike Wazowski is TRIGGERED - Icon 
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Zephyr66613 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
Who's mike Wazowski?
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Flaminghost Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You have the National Blinking Federation on your side my friend.
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:iconnex10:
Nex10 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Artist
+ 1 Stranger [me]
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ViktoriaMagrey Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student General Artist
Hahahahahhahahahahahhaha oh my god I am dead. 

I´M DED. 

Well played.

Clap 
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Coolcookiecat Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Pfffffffftttftftftftft
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RevelNeko Featured By Owner Edited 1 day ago  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
I wasn't even aware this was a popular question, but you're right, Rainy.

I mean, it makes sense. Blinking is usually an instinctive, passive thing that every living being with eyes (and eyelids) does without thinking; whereas winking is deliberate, you have to think about it to make it happen. So people who say he winks are basically saying he has the constant thought of "I need to close my eye" every time he 'winks'. Considering all the shenanigans he gets up to on a regular basis, I don't think that's the case. Seriously, do you people have any idea how distracting that would be? To always have to think about closing your own eye? Sure, you could get used to it, but it would still mean you have a lower attention span because you're consistently distracted. So, there's my 2 cents on the matter. He blinks. Rainy is right. Question is answered, we can all sleep soundly now.
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str00p Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You've crossed the line, man
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VvLinkvV Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's great you defend mike wazowski. It's understandable because he also doesn't have a nose as like your drawings 
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Rainy-bleu Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
FFFFFFFFFFFUCKKKKK YYYOOOOUUUUUUUUUU
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VvLinkvV Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm sorry 
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Grey-EyedGoddess Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
Rainy...are you okay?
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Supersteel780 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I got so confuse
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StrawberryGothCake Featured By Owner 2 days ago
there are more important questions we need to address ,like "does Bruno mars is gay?"
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cream-cat Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
@ all the people saying that he could force half of his eye closed
go do that in the mirror right now and see how it works out
it doesnt work that well when u put ur finger on the inner side of the eyelid but on the outer side it works pretty well i guess?? 
but the eye still needs to at least be open enough that you can see to consider it a wink imo, in which when you CAN manage to open half of your eye it's pretty hard to see out of that eye 
besides where is mike going to get the force to push down half of his eyelid?? HIS SCRAWNY LITTLE GREEN ARMS AREN'T GOING TO DO IT
possibly help from sully but still?? BUT STILL??
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ImUncomfortable Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
God dammit 
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thegaminggeek6 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Student Digital Artist
I became really concerned at first when I saw this, and by the end I managed to become more concerned than I was in the beginning
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galaxiex Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
should i cry or should i laugh IM DEAD
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MotherFuckinMaricals Featured By Owner 2 days ago
This has to be the best rant I have ever read.
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LumpySpaceLump Featured By Owner 2 days ago
i've never been played harder in my life
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Forxst-Spirxt Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
but,,, what if you tape a picture of an open eye onto him. then he winks,, when he BLINKS
bada bing bada boom does that sound good to you Rainy
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stupid--kitty Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HE WINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP BULLYING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dem-cats-tho Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
r u sure
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Rainy-bleu Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
does this look unsure to you
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TheCringeGoblin Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New Deviant
Squidward Sexy (Blinking Eyes) unfortunately there wasn't a media for that face. so make do with this.
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Kepe06 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
i...no words...
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Cubed-Ice Featured By Owner 2 days ago
*Doesn't understand how people don't understand that when people ask if Mike winks or blinks they are joking*
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:iconrainy-bleu:
Rainy-bleu Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
do you think this is a fucking joke my bro my guy dude
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Cubed-Ice Featured By Owner 2 days ago
yes I do my fellow goofy goober
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JojoAbarca44 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Chill out dude relax and remember dont pay attention to dumb questions and answers

Pd: i cant stop laughing of this XD
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JustSomeGuyOnline Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Does he take extremely short naps or does he blink...

Time to make this some stupid conspiracy show on the history channel.
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M-a-n-x Featured By Owner 2 days ago
But sapyre winkled in stveb ubiversi!!1!11
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Waterblitz Featured By Owner 2 days ago
xD hahahaha.... I love it... Just yes
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OrangeyPeels Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Student Digital Artist
ok...
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But what if he wink ?

:^D
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MaskyTheProxy222 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you for relieving why Trump got elected Rainy, thank you.
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OhHeyAPencil Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm glad this happened 
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scarlayy Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
but what if he blinks in someones general direction except he intends for that blink to be a wink
then what??/?/?
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dorktuna Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist
im crying thank u rainy
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hctertsemoheht Featured By Owner 2 days ago
bUT WHAT IF HE GRABS HIS EYE LIDS AND FORCES ONE SIDE OPEN SO HE CLOSES THE ONE SIDE BUT DOESn'T CLOSE THE OTHER
>:VVVVVV
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