something i have to discuss.

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okay, i really didn't want to make this journal, but there's been this gross misconception going around lately that i just can't ignore. i'm not one to get very opinionated but this issue is very close to my heart and has been affecting me deeply. it's time i broke my silence on it. i suggest you stop reading here if you can't deal with my somewhat extreme views on this subject.

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MIKE WAZOWSKI BLINKS OKAY, HE FUCKING BLINKS, HE IS PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO WINK. WANNA KNOW WHY? LET ME LAY DOWN A JUICY FUCKING FACTOID FOR YOU, WINKING REQUIRES TWO EYES. THE LITERAL FUCKING DEFINITION OF WINKING IS THAT YOU KEEP ONE EYE OPEN AND SHUT THE OTHER. IT IS A VERIFIABLE TWO-EYED ACTION. HOW MANY EYES DOES THE LIL GREEN SON OF A BITCH HAVE? ONE. ONE GOD DAMN EYE. HE IS UNABLE TO WINK BY VERY DEFINITION. HE HAS NEVER WINKED (WUNK? WUNKED??), NOR WILL HE EVER, IN HIS ENTIRE SAD MISERABLE PATHETIC LIFE. HIS SOUL WILL LEAVE THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH NEVER KNOWING WHAT THE SENSATION OF WINKING FEELS LIKE AND THAT'S JUST HOW LIFE GOES. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF EXPLAINING THIS TO PEOPLE. BUT OOOH, I BET YOU LITTLE SHITS FEEL SO SMART GOING AROUND "MINDBLOWING" YOUR FRIENDS WITH THIS CRAaaAAaAAaAZY QUESTION, RIGHT??? BUT Y'KNOW WHAT? THIS QUESTION HAS A FUCKING ANSWER SO STOP ASKING IT. STOP PERPETRATING THESE LIES. STOP CONFUSING OUR NATION'S YOUTH. THEY'RE ALREADY CONFUSED ENOUGH AS IT IS, AND NOW THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS MIKE WAZOWSKI SHIT??? THIS IS THE REASON TRUMP GOT ELECTED. THIS IS THE REASON THERE IS WAR AND HUNGER IN THE WORLD. THIS IS THE REASON WE CAN NEVER HAVE NICE THINGS. YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED. RANT OVER
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